wolfenguy:

communistbakery:

astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day

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(Source: communistbakery)

hahawhore:

friend: you dropped something

me: oh

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thanks


suns-of-gallifrey:

whyusosirius:

thesirjordan:

Julie Andrews on how she got the part in Mary Poppins.

WE’LL WAIT

when walt fucking disney waits for you then you are the absolute queen of everything

x

THIS.

(Source: lejazzhot)


mewiet:

retrogradeworks:

I love to see children who are so delicate and gentle with animals.  It warms my heart amidst a sea of brats pulling cats’ tails and getting whacked.

Also JESUS THAT’S A SNUGGLY CHICKEN.

I love how she reaches up on her tippy toes to snuggle into his shoulder.

(Source: hannahbowl)

assiest:

you can’t spell thug without hug

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hotdiggitydogblog:

I have no idea how I’m going to top Max’s 3rd birthday. Obviously it was the highlight of his life. -_-

putsyoudown:

biting ur cheek

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(Source: ohzayns)